Can I be spirals?

So, I call Scott my lil Tot... then I revised it to my Tator Tot. Here's what he has to say about it....

Me to Scott: TATOR TOT I LOVE YOU!
Scott to Mom: You're mac n cheese then
Me to Scott: Spiral kind? With white cheese? (my favorite)
Scott to Mom: No, shells
Me to Scott: Why's that?
Scott to Mom: Cause ur always crabby

OH NO HE DIDN'T!